10:43am / 3 days ago / 333,082 notes / via konduits / © charlesxsavier

meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

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9:40am / 6 days ago / 10,299 notes / via ruinedchildhood / © onlytwitterpics

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7:17pm / 2 weeks ago / 80,836 notes / via cecilyneville / © qtbot

crime investigation show 

qtbot:

hacker: im booting up the computer
detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !

5:34pm / 2 weeks ago / 68,278 notes / via swampmermaids / © fineapplepizza
  • me:  *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
  • me:  what are we
7:17pm / 3 weeks ago / 123,899 notes / via burgerkinginthenorth / © apriki
2:09pm / 3 weeks ago / 222,403 notes / via eliamartell / © oedipus-sex

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

3:51pm / 1 month ago / 37,174 notes / via margaerysimpson / © lanfleming

sext 

  • boy:  mm what are you wearing?
  • me:  four inch little brown Bebe shoes
  • mom:  29 DOLLARS!!!!!!!
5:44pm / 1 month ago / 193,111 notes / via what-dreams-are-made-on / © ruffaloh

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

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weavemunchers:

Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway

7:17pm / 1 month ago / 150,325 notes / via moguel / © meatbicyclevevo
  • Baby:  M-m
  • Mom:  Mama?
  • Baby:  The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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