- boy: mm what are you wearing?
- me: four inch little brown Bebe shoes
- mom: 29 DOLLARS!!!!!!!
i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel
just girly things
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.
who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna
YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???
U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense